Why I Joined Twitter

After I nearly missed out on getting a free cupcake from Sprinkles in Georgetown because I didn't follow them on Twitter (apparently just having the Sprinkles app doesn't cut it anymore), I realized that something had to change. That couldn't happen again.

So I joined Twitter. I'm a Tweeter now.

free cupcakes with Megan, my coworker but firstly my friend

And now, not only does Sprinkles tell me what the free cupcake of the day is, but Georgetown Cupcake does as well. I haven't paid for a cupcake in weeks. So, in my mind, joining Twitter was worth it.

I also get my daily dose of funnies from Ellen, Conan, BYU Police Beat, and my all-time favorite, Ricky Gervais. I also found out before Victor who is Mitt's VP pick because I'm on Twitter...maybe also waking up earlier than him contributed to this. I guess the moral of the story is that Twitter is a pretty useful thing. I'm always late to the bandwagon.

Anyway, here are some of my favorite tweets from the past week.

Hipster Problems‏@HipsterProblems
wait, the olympics are happening? did they start already? #hipsterproblems

Ricky GervaisVerified‏@rickygervais

Say what you want about the Amish....because they're not on Twitter.

Once Upon A Betch‏@OnceUponABetchI wonder if the Olympic gymnasts make fun of the rhythmic gymnastics team as much as the rest of us do 

Ken Jennings‏@KenJenningsThe thing you have to understand about the situation in Syria is that OMG WAIT MILEY CYRUS CUT HER HAIR!?!

 

Conan O'BrienVerified‏@ConanOBrien



All that talk of swimmers peeing in the pool makes me want to be the first leg of the relay.